Joke

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

Thanks, Juan!

I have seen your work... Thanks a lot, on Monday we must tell Santiago to add it to the School's net!

Hope the rest of the students join in, I sent them an invitation!

Have a nice weekend,

julio

22. PATRICIA DESCRIBES VIOLETA

22. PATRICIA UREÑA DESCRIBES VIOLETA

Her name is Violeta। She is 17. She lives in Mejorada del Campo. She likes listening to music and dancing. I think that she is very good at dancing. She´s good at cooking, I hope that she invites me soon.

She hates people who lie, me too. Her favourite place is Paris, she thinks that it´s a beautiful place. I would like to go to Paris with her.

She´s special because she´s sincere. Her friends love her. I like her clothes. I met her last year at high school.

18. Violeta describes Mariana

18. Violeta describes Mariana

Her´s name is Mariana, she is 17 years old, she is very sweet. She comes from another country, Romania.

Now she lives in Mejorada del Campo, she is studying Science Bachillerato, she is a very good student.

She likes listening to music ,and going out with her friends. She is good at playing tennis. She gets good marks at sports.

She doesn´t like getting up in the morning she hates it ,and she also hates History.

Her special place is Romania because she was born there.

She is a special person because she likes helping people. She is a wonderful person.

19. Sofia describes Alba:

19. Sofia describes Alba:

Her name is Alba, she is 16 years old and she lives in Mejorada del Campo a village near Madrid .She likes painting and she is very good at it. The thing she hates most is cleaning her house. She’s been to London, so she remembers that city as a very special place for her. Her friends think of her that she’s very close to them, that makes her very special thought.